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Apple iPhone 5 - 64GB - Black & Slate (Factory Unlocked) + Cases

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Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

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u lucky he holdin me back bitch 


u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

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Are we going to talk about the episode where the tubby toast machine malfunctions and spews tubby toast everywhere and these fuckers party like look at them your toast machine busted ass and you’re rolling around in smiley bread my entire life

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don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

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